Imaginary Productivity

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

John: *gropes Sherlocks knee*

John: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue